Zombie dreams

Lately I have been having dreams about zombies, which strikes me as odd, because I haven't watched a zombie movie in quite a while.

This last one occurred at work; in the casino's basement parking garage. However, we didn't have the garage doors closed, and you could see the zombies wandering the streets of Deadwood, looking for something to eat. They weren't coming towards our building however, just walking along the sidewalks at that time.

Also, we were only armed with blue handled Quill scissors from work to defend ourselves against the zombies. Apparently in my dream, these zombies could be killed with puncture wounds, instead of by destroying the brain, because it would take a LOT of work to destroy a zombie's brain with scissors. I think the zombie would probably get you first.

We were also blocking off the set of doors in the garage that leads to the banquet rooms, which you can access from the main floor by the elevators. How the zombies figured out how to use the elevator is beyond me, but whatever, I guess. One girl had a large cardboard tube that she was using like something you'd beat a castle door down with (forgot the name) to ward off the zombies from that set of doors, and I think she got bit because she was bleeding on her arm, and I was worried I'd have to kill her soon, as she would turn into a zombie as well.

Now, if any of you have read The Zombie Survival Guide, you would know that hiding in the basement is about the poorest idea anyone could have when it comes to zombie outbreaks. In fact, you are better off hiding on the highest floor possible, blocking off the stairs, as it is much harder for zombies to climb, as they mostly wander about aimlessly, looking for something gray and spongy to munch on.

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And there is today's lesson on zombies. Stay tuned. I'm sure as soon as I see 28 Weeks Later, I'll be having more dreams.